Malu Fernandez - Persona Non Grata
Good evening muna mga ka berks! It's been raining on and off these past few days and I just hope you guys are safe, warm and comfy! 
Bago muna ang lahat, ang grupog KJWAN ay magpapa-inom at di lang yan me show pa dahil nanalo sila ng award....kaya peeps, kita kits tayo sa August 29 ha!

Bago muna ang lahat, ang grupog KJWAN ay magpapa-inom at di lang yan me show pa dahil nanalo sila ng award....kaya peeps, kita kits tayo sa August 29 ha!

You know what upsets me guys? pretention po.
Pretension is tantamount to lying, and lying is deceit and deceiving people is evil.
I should know. I was prententious - pretending my life was all happiness when it wasn't and it was a very ugly experience mga peeps; and it took me six years to battle with my pride and fear of honesty.
Admitting to people my mistakes and weakness was no joke but when you're ego's bruised and you find yourself in the bottom, without friends or the security that family provides, you either wallow in depression or realize that in oder to earn respect and trust, one has to live in truth.
Why am I saying this? well recently, a lady by the name of Malu Fernandez whose manners have seen better days, wrote her experience flying coach (economy) en route to Greece.
See I don't have any problems flying coach. Now that mom's gone, I don't think it's prudent for me to spend my trust fund on first class unless someone pays or I save for it.
See, people paid "hard earned" money to fly to their destination and regardless of your seat, be it first class or coach doesn't make you a higher or lesser person right? It's the attitude that goes with the passenger and how he conducts himself while on board and after.
I sourced some of the images from BryanBoy's livejournal account and here's what we have.
Malu pala was to go on vacation sa Greece. So since bago lang yung plane na sasakyan nya, she decided to fly economy.
What follows next? well please
read the article as shown since I do not have the patience to stomach this lady's lack of courtesy and toilet training...
Hindi lang yan mga ka berks...Malu complained about the noise and bruises on her legs due to the small seats daw...too much I believe this overweight of a writer, name dropper and social climber is exagerating too much.

She further narrates her way back again, thru economy. But this time, Malu has gone beyond discrimination to pure insanity...
Here's my take on you Malu and I promise after this I wont think of you again.
1. You paid to fly economy. You should know what the repercussions are (small seats, loud people, bad food) - Malu, bitches are smart gals, you are not...you are stupid not to realize this before boarding and your stupidity is glaring.
2. You have 17kg of hand-carry items in your bag and they are all cosmetics! Oh boy, that heavy? one can only think you must be that ugly to slather your face with 17 kg worth of chemicals. Can't you look naturellement beau? tsk tsk...
3. Bruises on your legs due to small seats? Malu have you recently taken your BMI? when was the last time you looked yourself at the mirror? Malu you are not slim! you are heavy and round. In local parlance, "Mataba" ka so expect bruises along the way since the seat obviously cannot accommodate such huge ass squeezed - and Malu, contrary to what you wrote about being a "sardine" in a sardine can - wrong figure of speech. Take the lowly yet healthy sardine out of the equation, you and your fats are toxic wastes inside a can.
4. Complaining about loudmouth OFW's and their cheap colognes? How dare you look down on these people! Did you ever realize they braved foreign lands to feed their families? Was it too much consideration on your end to just let them be? These are people trying to cope their loneliness by breaking grounds with fellows and if they are being too loud and it crosses your comfort zone then can't you just forgive? If I were you, I'd just charge it to experience.
But you wont give a fart Malu. You have to write it up and let Manila know how bad it was flying coach with your fellow pinoys.
I feel bad knowing people like you exists to write nothing but trash. Unlike you, they (ofw's) work to help, to feed and save. It is noble and it never hurts. You on the other hand gets paid to write something so awful it lacks decent taste and I just wonder why it got out? why your editor allowed it to run the mills?
You mentioned about cutting your wrists or feeling God sent you to hell for riding economy? NOT. You need to surrender your citizenship and fly off to Afghanistan. I heard the Talibans have an eye for plump women and as we all know they are filthy rich. Who knows your Taliban might buy you a private plane so you don't have to fly economy and cut wrists? Further, God will never send you to hell Malu. Your selfish ass created your own hell.
and regarding your post article crap...

Malu, your article is not and will never be funny. If you and your friends find it comical then there is something wrong with you guys...
And contrary to your belief that we "need bitches like you to shake our world" otherwise we'd live boring and mediocre lives? Nope. Don't bother yourself with that task. We'd rather bore to death and be mediocre about it than having you around the neighborhood.
You got your 15 minutes of fame. I hope you're happy now.
I rest my case
Pretension is tantamount to lying, and lying is deceit and deceiving people is evil.
I should know. I was prententious - pretending my life was all happiness when it wasn't and it was a very ugly experience mga peeps; and it took me six years to battle with my pride and fear of honesty.
Admitting to people my mistakes and weakness was no joke but when you're ego's bruised and you find yourself in the bottom, without friends or the security that family provides, you either wallow in depression or realize that in oder to earn respect and trust, one has to live in truth.
Why am I saying this? well recently, a lady by the name of Malu Fernandez whose manners have seen better days, wrote her experience flying coach (economy) en route to Greece. See I don't have any problems flying coach. Now that mom's gone, I don't think it's prudent for me to spend my trust fund on first class unless someone pays or I save for it.
See, people paid "hard earned" money to fly to their destination and regardless of your seat, be it first class or coach doesn't make you a higher or lesser person right? It's the attitude that goes with the passenger and how he conducts himself while on board and after.
I sourced some of the images from BryanBoy's livejournal account and here's what we have.
What follows next? well please
She further narrates her way back again, thru economy. But this time, Malu has gone beyond discrimination to pure insanity...
Here's my take on you Malu and I promise after this I wont think of you again.
1. You paid to fly economy. You should know what the repercussions are (small seats, loud people, bad food) - Malu, bitches are smart gals, you are not...you are stupid not to realize this before boarding and your stupidity is glaring.
2. You have 17kg of hand-carry items in your bag and they are all cosmetics! Oh boy, that heavy? one can only think you must be that ugly to slather your face with 17 kg worth of chemicals. Can't you look naturellement beau? tsk tsk...

3. Bruises on your legs due to small seats? Malu have you recently taken your BMI? when was the last time you looked yourself at the mirror? Malu you are not slim! you are heavy and round. In local parlance, "Mataba" ka so expect bruises along the way since the seat obviously cannot accommodate such huge ass squeezed - and Malu, contrary to what you wrote about being a "sardine" in a sardine can - wrong figure of speech. Take the lowly yet healthy sardine out of the equation, you and your fats are toxic wastes inside a can.
4. Complaining about loudmouth OFW's and their cheap colognes? How dare you look down on these people! Did you ever realize they braved foreign lands to feed their families? Was it too much consideration on your end to just let them be? These are people trying to cope their loneliness by breaking grounds with fellows and if they are being too loud and it crosses your comfort zone then can't you just forgive? If I were you, I'd just charge it to experience.
But you wont give a fart Malu. You have to write it up and let Manila know how bad it was flying coach with your fellow pinoys.
I feel bad knowing people like you exists to write nothing but trash. Unlike you, they (ofw's) work to help, to feed and save. It is noble and it never hurts. You on the other hand gets paid to write something so awful it lacks decent taste and I just wonder why it got out? why your editor allowed it to run the mills?
You mentioned about cutting your wrists or feeling God sent you to hell for riding economy? NOT. You need to surrender your citizenship and fly off to Afghanistan. I heard the Talibans have an eye for plump women and as we all know they are filthy rich. Who knows your Taliban might buy you a private plane so you don't have to fly economy and cut wrists? Further, God will never send you to hell Malu. Your selfish ass created your own hell.

and regarding your post article crap...
Malu, your article is not and will never be funny. If you and your friends find it comical then there is something wrong with you guys...
And contrary to your belief that we "need bitches like you to shake our world" otherwise we'd live boring and mediocre lives? Nope. Don't bother yourself with that task. We'd rather bore to death and be mediocre about it than having you around the neighborhood.
You got your 15 minutes of fame. I hope you're happy now.
I rest my case



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OUR SPECIAL AGENT, MALUSOG (MALU FOR SHORT) WILL BE PUBLISHING MORE ARTICLES TO HUMILIATE PUNY HUMANS TO DESTROY PEACE AND ORDER TO CREATE HAVOC TO MANKIND.
PIGS RULE!!! MABUHAY ANG PUGAD BABOY!!!
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Rmada
LA, CA
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a case of "social phobia"?
First, she needs professional help....she is suffering from a psychiatric disorder called "social phobia" and she is simply ingrate.....
Second, let us thank her....because of her article, she was able to unite a lot of filipinos....more to come, miss piggy.....
Third, bless us oh, Lord, for there is a monster among us.....
thanks for the article, ms. ignaciomarie, well said....
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tell this 'thing' to contemplate jumping from the 50 floor of the building and i'll enjoy to hear and see the splat of her ass on the pavement.
(Anonymous)
FROM bicolnon_in_middle east
mga kaibigan si malu baboy fernandez ay nasa manila standard pa rin i think we need to do something more about it.. check nyo po ang link na ito….
http://www.yugatech.com/blog/curious/the-d
fellow OFW’s WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT?
(Anonymous)
"Responses to an OFW-Basher" by Jerick T Aguilar
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Re: "Responses to an OFW-Basher" by Jerick T Aguilar
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may bagong website: www.whymalu.com
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